Pay attention: "The Beatles were... just a band. [...] Nirvana? Just a band; The Pixies? Just a band; Oasis? Just a band." And after establishing that he doesn't take other music acts too seriously, Dan makes it clear he doesn't take himself seriously, either, by proclaiming: "Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music," etc. These are lyrics that would make James Murphy proud.
